Reckless merging

3:17am: Dude, oh man, what are you doin' right now? You need to check this out. Get in your car and drive to that one on-ramp by your house. My car...I totally...somebody knocked that fucking big green sign over and now there's weird scratches on the top of my car. You gotta check it out. Call me when you get this. I'm going home.